Friday, September 18, 2015

Three Little Pigs News Story

Local pig, Pork Hammy, is left as the lone survivor of a vicious wolf attack in Baconville on Tuesday. 

During a housewarming party early on Tuesday afternoon, "The wolf huffed and puffed and blew the house away." Hammy said. Scaffolding and debris led to the eventual death of two of the three pigs along with the alleged murderer, the wolf.

Hammy is a local carpenter and will have to put his skills to use if he hopes to have a house in the near future.

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